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The Pun Rap (Wordplay)

The Pun Rap (Wordplay)

NEW WEBSITE: www.stickitinthewhat.com Check it out! LYRICS: Shaquille O'Neal with a cold is a tall black cough-y (coffee), And so is Michael Jackson, 'cept with cream in his naugh-tea I'm normalized, formalized, I keep 'em organized But when a girl fucked a bird I left her she was ostracized Never got circumcised, wouldn't let them hack it, Now whenever I masturbate I roll down my Jack-it Jacket Challenge me to a duel, my Epee (Epi) sends you careening, And I'll "Foil" your allergies too, DUAL (DUEL) MEANING. Bro and dude are names for n00bs But you can call me bra(h) cause I like to hold your boobs I got the Magic Bullet to do my ice crushing, But in theory, it just made a JFK brain slushie. Chorus: Wordplay, You'd think that you were at a show about the life of Noah Webster. Wordplay, Just like Steven Hawking's prostitute, he's gonna blow your mind I DE-bate, that's when the girls take my bait, just ask her, But I gotta RE-bate, or else I'll just be the master(bate/bait). Got a flat tire in Notre Dame, it made my car a Quasi-moto, Then I bought a "Black Dog" from "Led Zeppelin" named "Toto" Saw a hooker at a gas station, tried to get a few pumps with my purchase, But her hand was broken, guess that makes her out-of-service I saw two eggs getting dirty and bumpy, If they want it in the butt, is it humpty-in-the-dumpty? I'm a tap-dancing testicular surgeon, I do my work in my ballroom A racial minority rapper, call me Dr. Snoop Livingstone, I presume Met a manicurist, she ...
Video Rating: 4 / 5


Readers Comments (22)

  1. eggsistoast says:

    This should be one of those videos with a bajillion views.
    So why does it have only 20,000?

  2. alexugoku says:

    Awesome, but too bad it got a lot of american pop culture references, i didn't understand a lot of the puns.

  3. MegaBlindfire says:

    lesson learned. when someone says dont look behind you. you dont turn around and say "WHY?!?!"

  4. MrThePwnisher says:

    NEEEEEEEEEEEECK BEARD.

  5. richardhalo says:

    What's wrong with the sound?

  6. EvoIni says:

    What did the Leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.

  7. evilantman1 says:

    Got my shank on my hip, when I'm on my ship,
    You'll snip your tip if you lose your grip,
    If you rip your slip we'll want a strip,
    If you flip and trip you'll slip a nip  WTF someone explain this ?





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